WOMEN WANTED: 80 million to 1 ratio!

 

Waiting for the right woman!

For all those women who jested or were serious and stated,” so many men… so little time”, here is your chance to help humanity, avoid war , bring peace and — dare I say it — enjoy yourself!

Right now in China and India there are around 80 million ‘excess’ men with little hope of a steady female companion. Science Daily reports:

“This trend could lead to increased levels of antisocial behaviour and violence, as gender is a well-established correlate of crime, and especially violent crime. Gender-related violent crime is consistent across cultures. Furthermore, when single young men congregate, the potential for more organised aggression is likely to increase substantially, and this has worrying implications for organised crime and terrorism.”

There are reports in these countries of women being ‘too picky’ and feeling like they can ‘trade up’… and they do and who wouldn’t blame them? I can just see the ‘bargainng going on:

MAN: I am a millionaire, handsome and with property the size of Oklahoma

Woman: I am stupid, really ugly, incredibly poor hygiene, toothless and I will cheat on you

MAN: WOW! I thought you’d be worse… will you marry me?

Woman: No…. check back next week, I’m seeing if I can do better.

Hey, baby, what's yuor sign?So, Ladies, you want to bring about a better world?… whirled peas? … here’s your chance… and chances are if you look better than this gal… you’ll probably get your own county.

 

Roger Freberg

 

 

 

 

Weenie men & the ‘professional career women’ who love them….

Don’t you just love this title?
 

We’re taking about ‘Career-is-my-life Gals” again… the ones who idolize Catie Couric. I guess I just still can’t forgive her for being rude to that nice ol country boy Garth Brooks. Yeah, her politics suck, too.
too many bonks on the old bean
My guess is that most of the female bloggers who were ‘offended’ by the Forbes editorial just loOoOve Johnny… the original ‘weenie’… but I think he is working on only one testicle… so I should play nice. If you thought my comments hit the topic “Don’t Marry a Career Woman” hard… check out what else is out there in the blogosphere.

Bur first, not too many men blogged about this… It really wasn’t a big deal to us…. not to anyone with an ounce of testosterone that is. When I first read it on Forbes.com… I thought… okay, this is slightly amusing… but statistics — when genuine — don’t lie. Then came the tsunami of emotional, irrational, hysterical (got the picture?) fembot foo.

Some Folks had to say this:
 
Vox Day
Mangan’sMicellany

They may not be ‘conservative’ but they have sized up life fairly well. All one can hope for is that our children will face the world for what it is… and not what they would like it to be. Politics should never get in the way of the facts, science or truth. Continue reading “Weenie men & the ‘professional career women’ who love them….”

Hey, brother, whatcha taking to get so…. bullish?

Somehow I like this guy

 Athletes are clamoring to discover what they can do to look like this handsome fellow… the guy on the right.(Looking like the guy on the left is a lot easier…. eat heavily at a place with arches and you’ll get there. Sorry, guy, you need to live on a ‘stepper’ for a while)

In fact, go to almost any weightroom and ask around — and after a time — people will generally let you in on their ‘secrets.’ Some of what the ‘professionals’ will tell you is fact, some will be superstition and some will just be bunk. However, it is always fun to hear the latest craze.

Sometimes, someone will walk into the weightroom looking a little ‘super’ natural like my buddy above and this will cause other lifters and athletes to freak out… it’s really not too unusual… it happens to me all the time.. heh heh. Actually, at 54 years old, I am still fairly strong … but it’s a family genetic thing.

Some families have a non-fatal version of muscular dystrophy that gives you roughly the same effect….. in fact, it has been hypothesized that many top athletes have some naturally occuring myostatin inhibitors ( allows for muscle growth )… but there are less genetically endowed athletes working hard on getting at these secrets… they’re throwing away their EPO, Steroids, Hormone Precursors, HGH and the like and looking at something that will propel them into the ‘big time’…. it’s called gene doping. Look for it in the next Olympics, I am sure we’ll see some real surprises!

As I mentioned before, there is a strong feeling on the part of many scientists that a number of top athletes carry a gene for increased muscle development … naturally. However, we’re bound to read more and more about IGF-1.

The interest in understanding the actions of myostatin inhibitors and myostatin inhibition has less to do with finding the ‘new secret’ for the world’s top athletes, as it does for finding a treatment for muscular dystophy. Increasing the potential lifespan and quality of life for someone with MD is a worthy goal.

One young boy being observed today is from from Germany. He has unusually large muscles since birth… and… the hope is that by studying him, possible treatments for MD can be developed. Wyeth Labs is looking at such treatments for humans after successful experiements in animals.

Well… the tests ( referred to as ‘human trials’) by Wyeh have been going for a year or two now and I can only wonder if some of the ‘samples’ have been deengineered by some of the mad scientists of the athletic community… hmmmm. The problem as I see it for the athlete — besides all the ethical considerations — is that most of these types of drugs are fairly general… and — I would have to ask – what would prevent the drug from causing potentially life threatening side effects , such as enlarging the heart in the man or woman not stricken with muscular dystrophy?

News is already out that this drug exits the human system after 28 days ( becoming nondetectable from the athlete’s perspective)…
Cybex Stepper... very cool

As for me…. I’ll keep lifting weights the old fashioned way and… I’ve started using this thing that my daughters and my wife call a ‘stepper’… I think it has something to do with eating green vegetables!

Somehow I feel better if I imagine that I am stomping grapes to make wine… but I feel drenched when it’s finally over…. yep, I am losing weight and it makes a great warm down from my weight lifting regimine.

Finally, I have to admit, it doesn’t take a huge amount of time to get a great workout on this thing… and with my stereo blasting… well… it’s kinda like vegetables… after a while, they aren’t too bad.

 

Roger Freberg

Don’t Marry a ‘Professional Woman’ — Part deux

40 years of liveing with 12 cats

 

I guess I could have said,”don’t marry a professional man”, but this was the title of an article in Forbes by Michael Noer that caused a whole lot of ladies to get their panties in a twist.

Noer’s article states some facts — well known to social scientists, — which are viewed as a call to arms by the masses of women who think that they ‘can have it all’ without any tradeoffs. Funny how life is full of tradeoffs.

Many of us — old enough to remember — can hear the shrill voices of the liberal sages telling us that if a woman works… it will really be okay… and her children will actually benefit from the separation… because she will return ( ta da!) to the home and give her family ‘QUALITY time.’ I also remember when one couldn’t criticize the concept of ‘quality time’ without being accused of being an facist islamic fundamentalist…. or the equivalent.

Today, we realize that the much revered concept of ‘quality time’ is actually a crock. Nothing good came out of it. Women, men and families were not prepared for the challenges. Children went adrift, families suffered and many relationships disolved overnight. 

I think this definition  of ‘quality time’ makes a lot more sense in today’s realities:

QUALITY TIME: the time you spend with your family when you are not otherwise ignoring them.

The same is true with your ‘significant other’. There is no such thing as quality time…only time. The less time you spend with anyone, the easier it is to grow apart. Hmmm… Continue reading “Don’t Marry a ‘Professional Woman’ — Part deux”

Yeah, baby… trust meeee! ….. I’m taking precautions

Trust me..... please!
Have you heard that one?

How many guys have become a daddy on the word of someone who either didn’t care or planned for someone else paying for 23 years of child support?

Get this concept… male contraception. Now, we’re giving guys the opportunity to lie, too!

In LiveScience.com , a person wrote an article to help men with contraception… unfortunately, the author was a woman …. and that seems like a conflict of interest to me. 

Hmmmm…. It’s like listening to a bunch of women talk about how much easier having a vasectomy is rather than having one’s tubes tide. Riiiiiight! The “V” word is too close to the infamous “C” word… and the only side effect is that they guy gains enough weight to earn a parking place at the super market. Oh… you didn’t know that?

Well, it may all sound like a good deal for women who would like to be free of  responsibility… but it is important to remember, ladies, when all is said and done… the guy goes home and he’s never pregnant.

Roger Freberg