Category: BIG WEENIE AWARDEES

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Going through College…. fat, drunk and stupid

fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son... are you holding up your GRE score or your IQ?

Hey I don’t blame these boys from Cal Poly San Luis Obispo ( allegedly students there) from pouring one down from time to time…. but , dudes, aren’t you missing something? I am kinda old fashioned, but… aren’t parties more fun with women? By the way, if you don’t like your picture on my blog… don’t post it on the internet.

Oh, here I go being ‘judgemental’ and ‘offering unwanted advice” again.

dah Big WEeeEEeEeeeenie Award!However, I thought that there had ‘to be a prize for playing this game”… like graduating and earning a ‘dah-ploma’ and a good job? They do graduate — on the average at Cal Poly — in roughly 6 1/2 years. Did you hear that Momsy?

I guess they’ll have to settle for the coveted “Big weenie Award”… along with the approximately 10,000 Cal poly students that never finished their senior projects.

 I can’t blame them too much… I mean, there’s nothing to do in San Luis Obispo…. it’s kinda like ‘God’s waiting room.’ Hey, even their university President has his own packed cellar…. I’ve seen it… burp!

Anyway, I recieved this email this morning from their student newspaper…… well… read it for yourself: My worst party Nightmare.

I had thought about linking blogs about college students and their drunk nightmares from Technorati … but it was amazing… bad enough to survive this stuff… but now it will live forever on the internet. It’s like getting a tatoo with your first girlfriend’s name on it… it is just embarassing later on. So, I had mercy… no links and no capes.

Roger Freberg

 

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VOTE for the one who LOVES you, baby

Yep, John Kerry was framed by those brutal thugs in the vast right wing conspiracy... I don't know why i didn't see it before... but thanks, hun, it's all clear to me now!... uh... can you let me out now?

 

Sometimes it’s hard to sort it out when election time comes… but I have come to a few conclusions on this election:

1) VOTE for the one who will protect your community and your world and the ones you love… anyone can say they love you… vote for the ones who’ll show you!

2) Never vote for anyone who has shown personal cowardice… they’ll be just as likely to sell you down the river.

3) Vote for people who handle their public relations nightmares honestly. I mean, if you are going to lie to us, do it in a way that will impress and dazzle me!

When John Kerry tried to spin his way out of his recent problems… what was he thinking? Doesn’t he know that his speech was on YOUtube? Can we say idiot?

HALP me, Jon, Halp me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4) Never, Never VOTE for anyone who says they are going to raise your taxes or fees… local and state governments are proving the worst offenders… that is the easy way out… and always has been. In the 1920’s only the rich paid taxes… and the top bracket was 7.5% and the IRS form was only one page. Hey, we don’t want to go back to those times… ‘but we’re hell and gone from Cartajena, angel’.

5) In Texas they say, “don’t tell me you love me, show me.” One of the two candidates you will vote on will make your life safer and better… and the other will make it more dangerous. Remember, the candidates are not complete individuals… which is why some good people go astray over time. Each party gives the orders… and most are carried out. However, this election presents all of us with some really clear distinctions… 

So who am I voting for?  Well… here’s the ticket I will NOT be supporting:

John Kerry endorsed by the maleviolent Order of Unwashed Terrorists

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Vote as though our lives, futures and families depended on it… because they probably do.

Roger Freberg 

 

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Hey Amber… Call the POLICE! I hear some GRUNTING!

A REAL Woman Weightlifting... 700lbs on her back“CBS) WAPPINGERS FALLS, N.Y. You can lift, strain, crunch and sweat all you want at the Planet Fitness in the Dutchess County village. But whatever you do, do not grunt.”

When I read this story… I could hardly believe my ears. They go on at Planet Woosey to justify themselves:

“We’re creating an atmosphere that’s not intimidating,” said Carol Palazzolo, the gym manager, who yanked Argibay’s membership ( they called the police on this dude) on Monday.

the Big One incher!“Carol” is an odd name for a gym manager… most of the one’s I know rhyme with Spike. Here’s the story. After checking out their web site… what you really have here is a ‘ladies’ gym that invites respectable men to join in order to help carry the freight… their moto — ‘the judgement free zone’ — is sweet and nonthreatening.

Carol and Planet Fitness… you are our Weenie Award Winner of the Day… the full one incher!

Well, boys, it goes without saying that Planet Fitness is not for you. I don’t blame the pink shirts at Planet Fitness… I blame you… open your eyes! Instead of rows of power benches and squat racks… they have rows of ‘steppers’ and ‘elliptical machines’… if they have T.V.’s, be assured that they are not tuned to anything resembling football.  This is not a guy place at all…. this is a place where you can go to talk to the girls and spend the day while someone else watches the kids. 

So, men ( and real women)… what can you do? You should join a real gym … or do as we do… build your own. Then you can GRUuUUUunNNntTT to your hearts content!

Here’s what a couple others others say:

found a place better than Planet Fitness
Too Good Not to Post!
 

Roger Freberg

 

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John Kerry … the gift that keeps on giving!

Happy Halloween!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gosh, I thought that this would just blow over. Usually, most thinking people recognize their boo boos and apologize… but oh no… not more ‘money than sense’ John Kerry.

The fine Senator and veteran from Arizona John McCain asked John Kerry to apologize for his remarks to those men and women serving in Iraq…  and John ‘three and fly*’ Kerry has gone on record by saying:

“I refuse to apologize!”

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any creepier… the crypt opens… and he can speak…. but can Kerry earn top good grades?

Happy Holloween!

Roger Freberg

* three purple hearts qualify a soldier during the Vietnam Conflict for a transfer stateside… the ‘reasons’ for his purple hearts has always been a question.

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John Kerry… relishing his award!

the coveted Big weenie Award... only presented to those most worthyIt is hardly a day that goes by when someone doesn’t do something worthy of being awarded the coveted ‘big weenie’… but one man continues to stand out day after day as inspirational. He is a true piece of work… in progress.

Aspiring to still yet another term term as presidential ‘runner-up’, John Kerry continues to find it hard to remove his big spoiled silver foot out of his mouth. Recently, he has managed to insult just about everyone… and now, he throws a below the belt punch to our men and women in uniform. I guess it worked for him during the Vietnam War… so he thinks it’ll work again.

John, the committee was unanimous, this slippery weenie is for you! It’s a full three inches.

Thanks to YOUtube, we, too, can see & hear exactly what he said… and here is the link for as long as it lasts… I have also tried to faithfully transcribe the text below…

… you know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, do your homework, and make an effort to be smart…uh… you can do well… if you don’t… you can get stuck in Iraq.

John Kerry ... working hard to take us down... again

 

 

 

 
 

 

 

 

I really didn’t expect to see you wear an American Flag lapel pin… it’s not your…er … style.

Thanks for the Halloween trick… fortunately most of us are beginning to see through your mask.

 

Roger Freberg