I always like to remember special occasions with humor. I received today an email ( as did hundreds of thousands of others) from our good friend Dilbert offering some real life butchered quotes from inDUHviduals… here are a few:
“I wish life was in 3-D.”
“You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!”
“I have to go drop a kidney.”
“I’ve already forgotten more than I’ll ever know!”
“I’d rather be safe than sore.”
“He smokes like a fish!”
“He’s not the sharpest hole in the wall.”
“My sister gave me a cream-colored couch, and honest-to-god I hate it as much as life itself.”
“I’m running around with a head like a chicken.”
“It’s going to be bad around here when the cows come home to roost.”
Thank you, veterans and our men and women serving around the world… I hope if & when you see this… it makes you smile.
Roger Freberg
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