love my Tesla X… forever!

Me and my Tesla X… I love love love it!!! It’s in Stealth gray, has Tetradactyl wings, the best climate control, opens with your phone and every bell and whistle that you could want! And in case you didn’t know, it’s very fast! It can achieve Plaid levels of speed ( refer to Space Balls).

my wife likes it because she likes driving for Free! We have solar panels and a Tesla home battery so we “refuel” at home! ❤️. It has a huge range. I haven’t had this much fun since my Harley FatBoy!

here’s the scary part, I haven’t put the accelerator down all the way yet!