O.J. Simpson was a BRUIN! got proof!

all of my fantasies are gone!

I know it is hard to believe… but as this picture clearly indicates… and pictures don’t lie… O.J. Simpson was really a Bruin all along! Wouldn’t you know it was those dastardly Bruins who would do anything they could to besmerch the Good Trojan Name? How Low can you go?

“UCLA” Simpson seems to have  come into the news  with more problems. The latest is a claim by his lawyers that there is  no evidence against O.J.  Of course, I have been wrong before… I THOUGHT he was guilty the last time.

Another “PR Nightmare” ( as my daughter Karen would say) is Sally Field. Just as they thought it was safe to give her another award…  Sally uses the mike  to confirm that she is one step closer to a full time rubber room…. and trotted out the worn feminist rhetoric:

“Let’s face it. If the mothers ruled the world, there would be no god-damned wars in the first place.”

As for me, I will always remember Sally as the sweet nun who brought more sunshine into the lives of others than she was able to bring to her own… and O.J. as one of the greatest halfbacks of all time … but a street thug and no more. I still think he was a Bruin plant.

Roger Freberg